Mad Cow disease strikes Bear Claw

Subject: Mad Cow disease strikes Bear Claw Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:38 pm

It was udderly astonishing when a crazed cow showed up at a local paintball scenario event in the rolling hills of Tennessee this past weekend. Onlookers were in shock and awe when a mild mannered milk cow hit the field with close to 700 paintballers and created havok when he pulled out a marker and started blasting away at all that walked in his path. Several players walked to the deadbox swearing that they were outplayed by the cow and that it mocked them by mooing each time he eliminated an opponent. Some swore he had a sign on his back that said "Shoot More Chicken", others say it was just an optical illusion. What will people have to watch out for next? Shrubbery that attacks you? Crazed puddin packs? Squirrels gone mad? Lock your doors people, the world is at it's end.
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Milk...... The other white meat

Eiffel Tower Baby Joined : 11 Mar 2007 Posts : 257

now we just need the pic

Subject: Re: Mad Cow disease strikes Bear Claw Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:14 pm

Squirrel has one on his phone. Some were taken at the field, just waiting to find out where they might be posted, I do have one.
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Milk...... The other white meat