Clemson animal alert

I just saw on the news about the animal loose on the Clemson campus, did that puddin monster escape again? Guess they need a stronger chain around his neck to keep him from the ladies.

Yeah we got a campus wide email about that.. evidently a "large cat" was spotted around campus. The local animal control said that is was unlikely that the animal was a panther.. basically this animal bull is giving the school a bad name, it is making us look like a bunch of tards.

But I didn't get loose unfortunately. So no reason to worry about anybody's daughter or wife.

In these parts the daughters are usually the wives also!

That is true especially in a little Georgia town called Ludiwici